Eastdown and Bound
"Eastbound and Down" is not yet the greatest show in the world, but it’s worth checking out. It’s got a weird tone – partly wacky redneck stuff; partly absurdest stuff that you’d expect from the FunnyOrDie and "Foot Fist Way" guys; partly dark, depressing Tennessee Williams Southern-Gothic drama; and "George Washington" realism mixed in with drug humor and social satire. All packed into under 30 minutes.
It’s weird when someone like Will Ferrell shows up as a guest star on the show, because the character he plays is a totally hammy FunnyOrDie type (e.g., SNL-style Comedy Acting + Over-the-Top Vulgarity) that is at once both awesome and entirely not fitting within the context of half the other plotlines, which involve the main character having problems with drugs, alcohol, steroids, and an inability to emotionally connect to people, a flat-lined career, etc. One moment you see the lead guy getting crushed by life; and the next moment you see him doing wacky cracker shtick opposite other purposely over-the-top actor-comedians. The show bounces around like this constantly.
The one-sentence pitch: It's like “Rosanne” meets “The Glass Menagerie” meets FunnyOrDie’s “The Landlord” meets "North Dallas Forty" meets “My Name is Earl,” if “My Name is Earl” was an R-rated movie by Kevin Smith instead of a Scientology-karma network sitcom.
It makes it hard to judge whether or not the show is good or bad. After four or five episodes I’m still not even sure if I like, love, or hate it. But I’ve gotta admit: It’s different, and it sometimes zigs in a different direction when you expect it zag somewhere else; not just plot-wise, but on an emotional and thematic level. And that makes it exciting for a sitcom.
I’m curious to see whether or not the show gets better or worse. Seems like it could be improved upon (balancing the comedy/drama and reality/absurdity better, working on the pacing, expanding the cast), but the current Redneck Man-Child Learns to Become a Real Man and Regains His High School Sweetheart routines will wear thin pretty quick if the show doesn’t figure out what arc to take the characters on next.
That said, after “Lost,” “Fringe,” “Flight of the Conchords,” “30 Rock,” “Underbelly,” “Damages,” and “The Office,” I’d have to say that “Eastbound and Down" is one of the best shows currently on TV, at least until "Ashes to Ashes" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" bring forth their new seasons.
Caffeinated Contents & Luscious Links
For years I'd been carefully organizing the best Celebrity Cola links into a slick CSS/Java/HTML-styled table-of-contents. On the front end, it was just a cool, fast, elegant-looking interface. On the backend, the code was based on the work of Nick Rigby, the Drupal "Nice Menu" project, and others, and I'd layered in some little Easter Eggs of my own.
The menu boiled down hundreds of external and internal links into a little 12-item box that didn't look like much until you hovered over one of the main categories -- at which point the little category arrow would bounce and a whole new list of sub-categories would zoom onto the screen, with sub-sub categories folding out from there. Alright, so maybe that sounds lame. But, no, seriously, it was pretty awesome, as far as text-heavy drop-down/pop-out menus go ;|)
However, it was a pain to update. So I'm finally switching over to the built-in organization and navigation options offered by Blogger (collapsible archive lists, labels/tags, link-lists, news-feeds, etc.).
As a memorandum, I figured I'd drop the latest, greatest, and final version of the old "nice menu" table of contents code into a blog post. However, it's playing absolute havoc with a few of the new Blogger widgets I just added, and various style sheet conflicts are popping up, so I'm throwing in the towel. Instead, here's a really craptacular ol' ol' skool version of the previous Celebrity Cola Table of Contents & Related Hyperlinks:
The menu boiled down hundreds of external and internal links into a little 12-item box that didn't look like much until you hovered over one of the main categories -- at which point the little category arrow would bounce and a whole new list of sub-categories would zoom onto the screen, with sub-sub categories folding out from there. Alright, so maybe that sounds lame. But, no, seriously, it was pretty awesome, as far as text-heavy drop-down/pop-out menus go ;|)
However, it was a pain to update. So I'm finally switching over to the built-in organization and navigation options offered by Blogger (collapsible archive lists, labels/tags, link-lists, news-feeds, etc.).
As a memorandum, I figured I'd drop the latest, greatest, and final version of the old "nice menu" table of contents code into a blog post. However, it's playing absolute havoc with a few of the new Blogger widgets I just added, and various style sheet conflicts are popping up, so I'm throwing in the towel. Instead, here's a really craptacular ol' ol' skool version of the previous Celebrity Cola Table of Contents & Related Hyperlinks:
- The Semi-Complete Cola Archives And Favorites
- Cinema/Flicks
- Ms. Hollywood Science, I'd Like You to Meet Mr. Government Bureaucracy...
- The Wicked Dreams of
Paula SchultzFrank Miller - A Movie Review Bonanza (June 2005)
- The King of Booze: Abel Ferrara
- "The Aviator" Review, DiCaprio Q&A, "Kill Bill," and Aussie Lamb All Taste A-OK
- Movie Reviews and News (December 2004)
- Transcendence of Space in Von Trier's "Breaking the Waves"
- Name Droppings (a movie and screening review of "After the Sunset")
- Comix
- Geeking Out on Graphic Art, Sidling Up to Sci-Fi
- The Wicked Dreams of
Paula SchultzFrank Miller - What Makes Brachish Run?
- Comix: Big Henry & Baghead Bob Joyfully Asphyxiate the Bourgeois
- Books
- One State Two State, Red State Blue State
- Stephen Wolfram's "A New Kind of Science"
- HUBBARD & DICK—"Dianetics" vs. "Valis"
- Martin Amis' "Time’s Arrow"
- François Rabelais' "Gargantua & Pantagruel"
- Ramblings
- Death Threats and Flowers (or, How I Dialed Murder for Love)
- The Mayor of Diversity
- Hi-Tech/Lo-Tech: Surviving the End of Times (When the shit hits the fan, Armageddon it on!)
- Nicotine Addicts Unite -- Safer Euro Cigs Now Banned in the U.S.
- You Need an Enemy to Stay Happy and Strong (A Self-Help Book)
- Where can I find the greatest cheese in the entire world (for, you know, really cheap)?
- F*ck The South (but love their chicken wings and biscuits)
- A Navel-Gazing Origin Story (as opposed to a Naval-Gazing Orange Storey)
- Filmmaking
- Creating Indie Cinema: A Guide to Making Low-Budget Films
- Indie Filmmaking Resources & Underground Cinema's Caveh Zahedi
- Acting in Student Films (Interviews with Actors and Filmmakers)
- Mixed Media
- What's PR Got to Do With It?
- Writing the Hand That Feeds You
- When Sitcoms Make You Weep
- To Possess or Not to Possess, That is the Grammatical (and Poltergeistical) Question
- Why Print Pubs Shouldn't Charge for Old News (listen up!)
- When Water Attacks! Press goes ga-ga for tsunamis...
- Music
- Cheap Music for the Masses
- Whatever happened to the rest of Ben Folds Five
- What Makes Brachish Run?
- RollingStone - Politically Cool Again?
- The Final Nail in the Coffin of Punk Rock
- Science & Religion
- Reprogramming Science
- Jedi Theocracy
- The Apocalyptic Battle Between Science, Religion, Republicans, the Environment, and Those Dreaded Neo-Hippies
- God Hates Shrimp, Loves Fake Signs (And Teutonic Dole Bludgers)
- Sex
- Politics
- One State Two State, Red State Blue State
- Et tu, Coulter? (Repub Nutters Have Bush's Back)
- Corporate Governance
- Founding Fathers' Formulations Faked to Further Church in State
- In Defense of Michael Moore (fact versus fiction & good ol' Oscar)
- A Map of Voter Subtlety (city folk/country folk faultlines made clear)
- Bush and Kerry Related to Vlad the Impaler and Royal Family (Did the Vampire Bite the Prez & Prince?)
- Really Old Politics
- MSNBC & Newsweek Declare Nader Possibly Sane; Demand for Recount Continues; Democrats Whimper and Regroup
- United States of JesusLand; Time's Black Tuesday; Images from the FWD Void; E-Voter Fraud Abundant
- Kerry Can't Carry; Bush Can't Be Beat; Edwards Is Awkward; Cheney Steals the
ShowElection - Election Coverage: Why Not "National Martin Luther King Election Day?" ('cause we need a holiday...)
- Texas Conservative Drinks the Repub KoolAid; Bush Looks for Votes in Space
- Screwing (and Swinging) the Vote
- Repubs Tear Up the Vote
- Oh, well, speaking of lesbians...
- There's a Gay in My Closet!
- Why Catholics Should Vote for Baby Killers (just so long as they confess later, natch)
- Dear Gay Dude(s)
- The Democrats Find God - Kinda
- Stocks
- Penny Stocks Part 2: Bollinger is Not a Rock Band
- Penny Stocks Part 1: Psychological Trappings
- What Makes Brachish Run?
- Cinema/Flicks
- Cola Apocrypha
- Gawd Dash It All: MS Word Shortcuts Made Easy
- The Free Blogging Freeway
- Blogging About Blogs That Sometimes Blog About Blogs
- The New Blog Carnival Showcase Extravaganza (and new entry rules)
- Preserving Formatting When Posting Documents Online (Word to basic HTML)
- Making Mailing Labels and Form Letters From Lists
- Weblog Directories, Blog Tools, RSS aggregators, Search Engine Notes, etc.
- Malkovich Cola
- Source Soda
- Bartleby's online reference works
- The Christian Science Monitor, daily independent news
- DemocracyNow.org
- Media Transparency
- SourceWatch and...
- Spin of the Day, cataloguing the manipulators of public opinion.
- Gawker, media gossip
- Mother Jones, investigative journalism
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- Non-religious.com
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- Wikipedia, the open-source encyclopedia
- Entertainment Dew
- A+ Music News and MP3's
- Ain't It Cool News, movies & comics
- CinemaBlend, news & reviews
- Discount Magazines, about $6 a year
- The Gutenberg Project (free eBooks)
- GreenCine, indie DVDs & video-on-demand
- Hacking Netflix, DVD-rental tips
- Homestar Runner, cartoons
- indieWIRE, indie film news
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- Rotten Tomatoes, movie reviews
- The Strand, rare & discounted books
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- 2-Liter Media Jobs
- Software-Up
- AntiVir, free virus protection
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- Show Me the Money (blog)
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