God Hates Shrimp, Loves Fake Signs (And Teutonic Dole Bludgers)

I couldn't help myself:


This "Read Celebrity Cola or God will hurt you" sign was generated by CSG, another website from the mad genius behind God Hates Shrimp.

Speaking of comedy, the kids at DirtyBionics have done a great job re-dubbing old He-Man episodes into witty, gay, foul-mouthed epics with their Johnny Whoop Ass series. And put on your glasses for this one, cupcake: The American Human Society is giving away kids as pets. Very nicely done.

If you still haven't had enough DirtyBionics, go enter the "Convert the Atheist Contest" for a chance at a long-shot $1,000. And I thought I was wasting too much time on the web....

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And in Germany: Officials have found a way to motivate women from staying on the dole. After 12 months of receiving government-sponsored unemployment benefits, fräuleins must consider prostitution as a legitimate career path, or their pogey (dole) can be snatched away.

Men are not as likely to be offered sex-trade work, so they can continue arbeitslosenunterstützung beziehen (living on unemployment benefits) without ever worrying about being forced to whore themselves out. But everyone is in endanger of being obliged into manual labor at fast-food joints—so what’s worse, a brothel or a burger fryer? And, heck, 12 months of full unemployment pay is better than what’s offered in the U.S. or most of the third world. So this doesn’t seem like such a bad deal, other than the evident sexism. And remember, in Deutschland everyone gets healthcare! Even the hookers...