The Complete Celebrity Cola Archive

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Cinema/Flicks
* Ms. Hollywood Science, I'd Like You to Meet Mr. Government Bureaucracy...
* The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz Frank Miller
* A Movie Review Bonanza (June 2005)
* The King of Booze: Abel Ferrara
* "The Aviator" Review, DiCaprio Q&A, "Kill Bill," and Aussie Lamb All Taste A-OK
* Movie Reviews and News (December 2004)
* Transcendence of Space in Von Trier's “Breaking the Waves”
* Name Droppings (a movie and screening review of “After the Sunset”)

Comix
* Geeking Out on Graphic Art, Sidling Up to Sci-Fi
* The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz Frank Miller
* What Makes Brachish Run?
* Comix: Big Henry & Baghead Bob Joyfully Asphyxiate the Bourgeois

Books

* One State Two State, Red State Blue State
* Reprogramming Science
* HUBBARD & DICK—“Dianetics” vs. “Valis”
* Martin Amis' “Time’s Arrow”
* “Gargantua and Pantagruel”

Ramblings
* Death Threats and Flowers (or, How I Dialed Murder for Love)
* The Mayor of Diversity
* Hi-Tech/Lo-Tech: Surviving the End of Times (When the shit hits the fan, Armageddon it on!)
* Nicotine Addicts Unite -- Safer Euro Cigs Now Banned in the U.S.
* You Need an Enemy to Stay Happy and Strong (A Self-Help Book)
* Where can I find the greatest cheese in the entire world (for, you know, really cheap)?
* F*ck The South (but love their chicken wings and biscuits)
* A Navel-Gazing Origin Story (as opposed to a Naval-Gazing Orange Storey)

Filmmaking
* Creating Indie Cinema: A Guide to Making Low-Budget Films
* Indie Filmmaking Resources & Underground Cinema's Caveh Zahedi
* Acting in Student Films (Interviews with Actors and Filmmakers)

Mixed Media
* What's PR Got to Do With It?
* Writing the Hand That Feeds You
* When Sitcoms Make You Weep
* To Possess or Not to Possess, That is the Grammatical (and Poltergeistical) Question
* Why Print Pubs Shouldn't Charge for Old News (listen up!)
* When Water Attacks! Press goes ga-ga for tsunamis...

Music*
* Hotel Lights: Whatever happened to the rest of Ben Folds Five and whatever and amen
* Cheap Music for the Masses
* What Makes Brachish Run?
* RollingStone - Politically Cool Again?
* The Final Nail in the Coffin of Punk Rock

Science & Religion
* Reprogramming Science
* Jedi Theocracy
* The Apocalyptic Battle Between Science, Religion, Republicans, the Environment, and Those Dreaded Neo-Hippies
* God Hates Shrimp, Loves Fake Signs (And Teutonic Dole Bludgers)

Sex
* Crafting a Cooler Cooter
* Backdoor Friends: Anal Sex for the Aristocracy
* Dear Gay Dude(s)

Politics
* One State Two State, Red State Blue State
* Et tu, Coulter? (Repub Nutters Have Bush's Back)
* Corporate Governance
* Founding Fathers' Formulations Faked to Further Church in State
* In Defense of Michael Moore (fact versus fiction & good ol' Oscar)
* A Map of Voter Subtlety (city folk/country folk faultlines made clear)
* Bush and Kerry Related to Vlad the Impaler and Royal Family (Did the Vampire Bite the Prez & Prince?)

Old Politics
* MSNBC & Newsweek Declare Nader Possibly Sane; Demand for Recount Continues; Democrats Whimper and Regroup
* United States of JesusLand; Time's Black Tuesday; Images from the FWD Void; E-Voter Fraud Abundant
* Kerry Can't Carry; Bush Can't Be Beat; Edwards Is Awkward; Cheney Steals the Show Election
* Election Coverage: Why Not "National Martin Luther King Election Day?" ('cause we need a holiday...)
* Texas Conservative Drinks the Repub KoolAid; Bush Looks for Votes in Space
* Screwing (and Swinging) the Vote
* Repubs Tear Up the Vote
* Oh, well, speaking of lesbians...
* There's a Gay in My Closet!
* Why Catholics Should Vote for Baby Killers (just so long as they confess later, natch)
* The Democrats Find God - Kinda

Stocks
* Penny Stocks Part 2: Bollinger is Not a Rock Band
* Penny Stocks Part 1: Psychological Trappings
* What Makes Brachish Run?

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Cola Apocrypha (Blogging & Word Processing):

  • Gawd Dash It All: MS Word Shortcuts Made Easy

  • The Free Blogging Freeway

  • Blogging About Blogs That Sometimes Blog About Blogs

  • The New Blog Carnival Showcase Extravaganza (and new entry rules)

  • Preserving Formatting When Posting Documents Online (Word to basic HTML)

  • Making Mailing Labels and Form Letters From Lists

  • Weblog Directories, Blog Tools, RSS aggregators, Search Engine Notes, etc.

  • Malkovich Cola



  • Basic Table of Contents (Newest to Oldest Posts):

  • One State Two State, Red State Blue State

  • Et tu, Coulter? (Repub Nutters Have Bush's Back)

  • Hotel Lights: Whatever happened to the rest of Ben Folds Five and whatever and amen

  • Geeking Out on Graphic Art, Sidling Up to Sci-Fi

  • Reprogramming Science

  • Corporate Governance

  • Ms. Hollywood Science, I'd Like You to Meet Mr. Government Bureaucracy...

  • What's PR Got to Do With It?

  • Penny Stocks Part 2: Bollinger is Not a Rock Band

  • Penny Stocks Part 1: Psychological Trappings

  • The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz Frank Miller

  • Founding Fathers' Formulations Faked to Further Church in State

  • What Makes Brachish Run?

  • Writing the Hand That Feeds You

  • A Movie Review Bonanza (June 2005)

  • Death Threats and Flowers (or, How I Dialed Murder for Love)

  • The Mayor of Diversity

  • The King of Booze: Abel Ferrara

  • Jedi Theocracy

  • Cheap Music for the Masses

  • Hi-Tech/Lo-Tech: Surviving the End of Times (When the shit hits the fan, Armageddon it on!)

  • When Sitcoms Make You Weep

  • The Apocalyptic Battle Between Science, Religion, Republicans, the Environment, and Those Dreaded Neo-Hippies

  • "The Aviator" Review, DiCaprio Q&A, "Kill Bill," and Aussie Lamb All Taste A-OK

  • God Hates Shrimp, Loves Fake Signs (And Teutonic Dole Bludgers)

  • Nicotine Addicts Unite -- Safer Euro Cigs Now Banned in the U.S.

  • To Possess or Not to Possess, That is the Grammatical (and Poltergeistical) Question

  • Why Print Pubs Shouldn't Charge for Old News (listen up!)

  • In Defense of Michael Moore (fact versus fiction & good ol' Oscar)

  • When Water Attacks! Press goes ga-ga for tsunamis...

  • Movie Reviews and News (December 2004)

  • You Need an Enemy to Stay Happy and Strong (A Self-Help Book)

  • Transcendence of Space in Von Trier's “Breaking the Waves”

  • Where can I find the greatest cheese in the entire world (for, you know, really cheap)?

  • A Map of Voter Subtlety (city folk/country folk faultlines made clear)

  • MSNBC & Newsweek Declare Nader Possibly Sane; Demand for Recount Continues; Democrats Whimper and Regroup

  • Name Droppings (a movie and screening review of “After the Sunset”)

  • F*ck The South (but love their chicken wings and biscuits)

  • United States of JesusLand; Time's Black Tuesday; Images from the FWD Void; E-Voter Fraud Abundant

  • Kerry Can't Carry; Bush Can't Be Beat; Edwards Is Awkward; Cheney Steals the Show Election

  • Election Coverage: Why Not "National Martin Luther King Election Day?" ('cause we need a holiday...)

  • Bush and Kerry Related to Vlad the Impaler and Royal Family (Did the Vampire Bite the Prez & Prince?)

  • Comix: Big Henry & Baghead Bob Joyfully Asphyxiate the Bourgeois

  • A Navel-Gazing Origin Story (as opposed to a Naval-Gazing Orange Storey)

  • The Final Nail in the Coffin of Punk Rock

  • Crafting a Cooler Cooter

  • Creating Indie Cinema: A Guide to Making Low-Budget Films

  • Indie Filmmaking Resources & Underground Cinema's Caveh Zahedi

  • Texas Conservative Drinks the Repub KoolAid; Bush Looks for Votes in Space

  • Backdoor Friends: Anal Sex for the Aristocracy

  • Screwing (and Swinging) the Vote

  • HUBBARD & DICK—“Dianetics” vs. “Valis”

  • Martin Amis' “Time’s Arrow”

  • “Gargantua and Pantagruel”

  • Dear Gay Dude(s),

  • Repubs Tear Up the Vote

  • RollingStone - Politically Cool Again?

  • Oh, well, speaking of lesbians...

  • There's a Gay in My Closet!

  • Why Catholics Should Vote for Baby Killers (just so long as they confess later, natch)

  • The Democrats Find God - Kinda

  • Acting in Student Films (Interviews with Actors and Filmmakers)

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